They Call Me Sire

peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

lizclimo:

spring is here! let’s have some fun. 

lizclimo:

spring is here! let’s have some fun. 

adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

pulsecrow:

countsassmaster:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.

That is not the intended use sir

pulsecrow:

countsassmaster:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.

That is not the intended use sir

the-fault-in-our-wifi:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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magic

therobotmonster:

fuckyeahradiodeadair:

i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…

Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.

That’s a child. A living being that you made.

That shit goes on etsy.

misscrayfish313:

magicaltypeyoswin:

kingcroacus:

fingers are weird??? like…… our arms just split into other smaller arms…………. ok

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whAT THE HELL DID YOU DO

tresbienbitch:

my biggest enemy in any video game: full inventory

thetowndrugdealer:

sofalcondone:

mormondad:

why is every author a #1 bestselling author 

why is every toothpaste the #1 recommended toothpaste 

why do my parents hate me

tyleroakley:

when I add my own caption to a post

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cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus

betafantrolls:

im a shitty rp partner tho

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