did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times
this is literally mario kart
spring is here! let’s have some fun.
isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die
it’s so cute i want an army of them
take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.
That is not the intended use sir
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
fingers are weird??? like…… our arms just split into other smaller arms…………. ok
whAT THE HELL DID YOU DO
my biggest enemy in any video game: full inventory
why is every author a #1 bestselling author
why is every toothpaste the #1 recommended toothpaste
why do my parents hate me
what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait
#you think you’re killing someone for their brain and you get their nose instead #you think you’re killing someone for their strength and you get their baking skills instead #you think you’re killing someone for their cunning and you get their ability to parallel park (via crazyassmurdererwall)
when I add my own caption to a post
Jesus take the wheel
Whoa there Jesus
im a shitty rp partner tho
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